All my friends think I have a life because I'm never on Facebook
bahahahaha
And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol dumb cunts, I’m on Tumblr”.
July 2011
That awkward moment when you're talking about someone and they all of a sudden show up
That awkward moment when you open the test and you can't even answer the first question.
Arguing with someone & when it's over..you think of alot of shit you could of said.
When school starts I'm gonna miss the hell outta Tumblr .
In the morning , before I leave I’m gonna look at my computer like
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
AWWWW SHIT!!!
Oh, I get it.
That awkward moment when you don't understand what someone said, so you just laugh and hope it wasn't a question
That moment at the end of class when the teacher forgets to give you homework and everyone rushes out before he/she remembers...
First week of school:
Bitch, I’m gonna work so fucking hard. I’m getting straight A’s!
Second week:
Screw this shit. I give up.
That moment when you raise your hand in class to answer your teacher's question but she called someone instead and then you realized your answer was wrong
“Good thing she didn’t call me”
I hate it when other people laugh but they still look gorgeous
like
and i’m there laughing my ass off..
That awkward moment when you're in class and the teacher is asking questions
And you’re just sitting there hoping she doesn’t call on you
the way i eat in a public place/restaurant
they way i eat at home
That awkward moment when the President is locked out of the White House.
SLOW COMPUTERS
at first your just staring at the screen waiting for it to load like
then your start getting impatient
and pissed
and irritated
and then you finnally snap
then it finally loads and your like
and then you click on something else and the cycle repeats
When you're listening to a heavy song in your headphones, and you do that really serious angry walk
When i see the words 'Based on a true story' before a horror movie.
That awkward moment when your family's guest finally says goodbye, but two hours later, they are still saying their goodbyes.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I’m like:
wanna get into pottermore?
Happy Birthday:
- J.K. Rowling
- Joey Richter
- Harry Potter
- And anyone else I’ve forgotten in this madness.
HAGRID IS LATE, HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR RIGHT NOW
Shiiit I have to go to bed :'(
REFRESH. REFRESH. REFRESH. It's not workiiing
it's my birthday ! ♥
- Happy birthday !
POTTERMORE IS UNAVAILABLE :OOO WTF ???
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the sofa and magically transfer to your bed.
Now my mom’s just like
GET THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR ROOM!
HAHAHAA ROFLMFAO TO THE SECOND GIF. XD
The moment you realize your period is over. *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*
