And I’m sitting here thinking, “Lol dumb cunts, I’m on Tumblr”.
All my friends think I have a life because I'm never on Facebook
That awkward moment when you open the test and you can't even answer the first question.
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
Oh, I get it.
That awkward moment when you don't understand what someone said, so you just laugh and hope it wasn't a question
That moment at the end of class when the teacher forgets to give you homework and everyone rushes out before he/she remembers...
Put an artist in my ask and I'll post my 5 favorite songs by them.
When you're listening to a heavy song in your headphones, and you do that really serious angry walk
When i see the words 'Based on a true story' before a horror movie.
- J.K. Rowling
- Joey Richter
- Harry Potter
- And anyone else I’ve forgotten in this madness.
HAGRID IS LATE, HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR RIGHT NOW
Shiiit I have to go to bed :'(
REFRESH. REFRESH. REFRESH. It's not workiiing
it's my birthday ! ♥
- Happy birthday !
POTTERMORE IS UNAVAILABLE :OOO WTF ???
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the sofa and magically transfer to your bed.
Now my mom’s just like
GET THE FUCK UP AND GET IN YOUR ROOM!
HAHAHAA ROFLMFAO TO THE SECOND GIF. XD
The moment you realize your period is over. *FREEEEEDOOOOOM*