June 2011
imobsessedwithglee:
Those are some nice assets you’ve got there, ladies.
I finally understood what true love meant…love meant that you care for another...
– Nicholas Sparks (via believe-inme)
I'm a Holiday Virgin.
leinylovessyou:
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
If you are what you eat,
littleblurryblue:
alittle-queerio:
then is Santana Lopez a vagina?
NO YOU SILLY.
English Literature oral exam tomorrow. FML
English / American guys who speak French. Too...
x-titia:
When you’re in school, and you’re something like this:
And your Teacher make something like this:
Your Reaction is like:
And your neighbor’s class is:
You have really the hate, and you just want to sleep again, Yes you know:
Titia le:
When parents ask you ...
“Hey, did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times on my way.”
Reblog if you're NOT tumblr famous.
put a number in my ask
what’s your name?
how old are you?
where are you from?
when’s your birthday?
what’s your favourite colour?
who’s your celeb crush?
how many followers do you have?
how many people do you follow?
what did you eat today?
what are you wearing?
what sort of phone do you have?
are you a virgin?
have you kissed anyone before?
have you ever been drunk?
have you ever smoked weed?
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
babytoranto:
iloveaidengrimshaw:
gomeztastic:
My followers better all reblog this…
there should be more notes
REBLOG FOLLOWERS.
reblogging for steve-o
did you know this is the second time I reblogged this?lol
"Can I have a look at your laptop" →
uleavemespeechless:
On the outside:
“My laptop? Yes of course I’ll just go and get it! hahaha it’s totally fine nothing to see hehaha”
On the inside:
“ABORT ABORT LOG OFF TUMBLR LOG OFF TWITTER DELETE HISTORY OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THAT NC-17 FIC JUST SITTING OPEN IN A TAG WHAT THE FUCK SELF STOP LIVING DANGEROUSLY, CCLEANER OUT YOU COME DELETE ALL THOSE FILES GO GO GO OK OPEN GOOGLE...
When people first meet me:
They think I’m all shy like:
But when they really get to meet me, I’m all like:
I'm imagining Darren and Chris snuggled up on the...
wallaroundmyheart:
HEADCANON RIGHT HERE